Mom says… Don’t worry, we’re going to Gabe’s
Every year Mom takes me to Gabe’s for Christmas (Naturally. Did you see my Ultimate Guide to Warehouse Thrift and Discount Shopping?). ‘Cept this year I really wanted the Warby Parker Huxley Tenessee Whiskey glasses, and I asked for that instead.
Don’t worry about going to Gabe’s. We’re definitely going there. I would miss the smell of fake velvet, fake satin and the sparkle of thousands of imitation rhinestones (What is an imitation rhinestone? That’s an oxymoron.). And it’s all on clearance.
Mom, you know me so well. I can never resist a good laugh at a trashy holiday party dress.